玖意的秘密基地

累。。。。

2010-07-06T06:28:00.000-07:00

我想我是累了。。。从墨尔本会来。。。
有些人说要游玩全世界。。。假日都一定要去玩。。。
去哪呢？？
大多都去大都市玩。。。
而我。。。如果忙完有放假还是比较想去郊外。。。
一个安宁又可以休息的地方。。。
难得有机会休息却要赶来赶去。。。这个一定要去那个一定要去。。。累不累啊？？
累二
因为你的出现所以不想失去你。。。
每天想讨好你。。。然你开心。。。原来外表的是不能完全的满足。。。
不一定每件事都能办到。。。
最后会导致自己越来越来累。。。。体会到了为何有些爱人到最后选择做朋友不做情人。。。
可是我选择了做情人并朋友。。。没有得二选一。。。
不是疯了而是爱了。。。
常常上skype到最后你会觉得为什么不说话了？？
不是不说只是可能累了。。。不想去找话题。。。
睡醒第二天还是好汉一条。。。
担心你。。。
最累最怕的是。。。
防备没做好。。。容易吃亏。。。

P.S:我想我是累了。。。

2010-05-08T08:39:00.000-07:00

最近都很忙。。。赶功课。。赶考试。。。
可是每晚收到她传来的简讯特开心。。。甜蜜。。。温馨。。。
不管是晚上还是睡到死猪那样第二天才看到。。。嘴角都会微微的笑。。。
为什么呢？？
应该只有恋爱了才知道。。。^_*

2010-04-01T14:50:00.000-07:00

自从跟她在一起之后。。。。我的心情波动非常的大。。。变得越来越感性。。。

以前的我冷酷无心。。。不因任何事物而有所改变。。。难道这就是感情用事？？

看到感人的一面。。。以前不会的。。心。。。无法控制的揪了起来。。。

因着她的伤心我也伤心。。。她的难过而难过。。。听着她过得是那么的辛苦。。。

而她所说的 ‘还好啦。。。习惯了。。’ 而感到更加的难过。。。还是刻意隐瞒的煎熬痛苦。。。那让我更加的感到忧虑伤心与难过。。。

有一股莫名其妙的冲动想到她身边陪着她。。。照顾她。。。

爱一个人：要了解，也要开解；要道歉，也要道谢；要认错，也要改错；要体贴，也要体谅；是接受，而不是忍受；是宽容，而不是纵容；是支持，而不是支配；是慰问，而不是质问；是倾诉，而不是控诉；是难忘，而不是遗忘；是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代；是为对方默默祈求，而不是向对方诸多要求；可以浪漫，但不要浪费；可以随时牵手，但不要随便分手。。。。

p.s.现在的我也只能 体谅与 接受。。。爱你是不可以改变你的。。。只能让你做你自己。。。如果你觉得那是好的那我只能 体谅与 接受。。。我爱你。。。

2010-03-05T03:59:00.000-08:00

我哥住的地方附近。。。。买东西方便可是离学校远。。。我要搬去的地方离学校近可是买东西好像不很方便。。。

那个巴士就是我去上学用的。。。有旧的有新的。。。有两截的有一截的。。。

还美化美化一下呢。。。

前天放学正好我哥跟他两个朋友吃饭所以我也直接去了。。吃火锅呢。。。

麻辣和药材的？？挺贵的。。。两人 AUD30。。。。不过都不是我付。。因为我的户口上是。。。AUD0.00

然后半晚去买菜。。。最省钱的方法。。。。

昨天去wei you那签东东。。。结果遇上塞车。。。

这里也有摩天轮座哦。。。可是我都还没到城市走走的。。。

这里桥很多有的专属给人行的。。。。这是最有 ''型'' 的行人桥之一？？

2010-03-02T04:56:00.000-08:00

Today is a rainy day... rain n rain n rain.... it started from morning till night time.... in fact it is still raining...>.<

可怜的鱼儿。。。因为怕雨水太多而把鱼给流走了。。。所以二房东就把它们给盖了。。。希望他们不会窒息的好。。。保重了噢。。。

今天下了一整天的雨。。。今天的课是从九点到三点。。。下个星期起会到五点才好。。。所以早上要吃饱饱了。。。

p.s:我好冷。。。需要你的人体保温。。。

2010-03-01T05:24:00.000-08:00

今天去了Queen Elizabeth II Hospital.....why??

我哥去看脚。。。。

结果看了五个小时都没看好。。。。公共医院办事效率就是那么的好。。。最好一定来句没事的。。。多休息就好。。。医生一个个都挺年轻的。。。笑着说有多了个白老鼠。。。没有你就没有未来的他。。。。

等待是漫长的。。。就好比她等着我。。。我等着她。。。那样。。。

肚子饿死了。。。就去买了AUD2 的hot chocolate来喝。。。早上只吃了三片pizza....

电梯。。。

还有灯的呢。。。有绿色和红色。。。各代表不同的意识吧？？

医院小小的布置。。。。看得出来天暗了吧？？

因为八点多了。。。所以有吃了快餐。。。我叫了big mac....这是我哥叫得什么什么 angus来着。。。。好像在australia才有？？

真怀念她给我煮的白粥配小白菜。。。

2010-02-28T03:37:00.000-08:00

元宵节。。。吃什么呢？？

什么？？吃辣的？？我的胃肯定又吃不消了。。。

有她在就好。。。因为她会吃辣。。。。

p.s好想她。。。。

免不了用辣椒来布置。。。

菜色。。。

辣鸡丁。。。

回锅肉。。。

酸溜土豆丝。。。

少不了的就是。。。饭。。。（她的最爱。。。）

看看这个。。。。

辣椒不用钱是吗？？

吃得我。。。汗流满头。。。嘴唇微肿。。。
胃有点不舒服。。。。

还到Mc'd的drive-thru 买了这个。。。

frozen coke 没错的话。。。

真不舒服。。。。

2010-02-27T05:41:00.000-08:00

Today early in the morning went to uni to listen some study skills that ''more details can be found on the uni website''.....so i left after the tea time...then i went to uq lakes...

some ducks or birds on it....

wu lizard o... eh ga o.....

它们都不怕人的也。。。有的还会跟你抢食物吃哦。。。可恶的东西。。。

some of the UQ unique building....

然后呢。。。就到了超市。。。

easter break is coming.....

各式各样的。。。''蛋''。。。

少不了。。。兔子。。。

那午餐呢？？饿了。。。饿了。。。。

kfc lo....><''

375ml de....

有给湿纸巾也。。。

那晚餐呢？？

domino's pizza....今天有promotion 哦。。。 AUD4.99 for large de...买了三片。。。

在厨房里发现她在做咸鸭蛋。。。

2010-02-26T06:12:00.000-08:00

What for tonight dinner?? hmmm....

The rice noodle with some chicken.....n tauke.....

2010-02-25T23:52:00.000-08:00

So how's the backyard looks like?? da...la....

So where do you dry your clothes?? it is....

in the car basement....>.<'' yeap...the rain is coming unexpectedly....

2010-02-25T23:08:00.000-08:00

Today got lunch without breakfast....so that makes my stomach hurt....>.<''

After that, we got a rest at home....Then heading to Queensland Transport to make my 18+ card.

Who knows, I cant make it cos I need another signed ID card as my supportive document.

Aiks....there was a scratch n win given while we were waiting...I won a car plate but who knows my bro gave to the officer and without returning but receiving this....

A play card....>.<''

Tonight

2010-02-25T04:17:00.000-08:00

Today is a cool day.......but it is cold for me.... cant imagine how cold it will be for next few months....as the summer is going to end soon?? or a month later??
It is a windy day and I got this for my dinner.....

All the left over from my bro.... The left over yan zou fried rice from my bro last dinner and the char siew, siew lok from his friend this afternoon as his lunch.... that's the student life... no income so have to save a lot.... priority is study but cant get out of food.....

肚子还吃 ji 掉。。。因为屋主回来。。怕她要用厨房。。。就拼命的把饭往嘴塞完。。。=.=

After my shower it is even colder....I need your warmth, ma cheri.....>.<

2010-02-24T22:32:00.000-08:00

So what's the computer we are using in libraries?? Guess what....It is iMac.....

Some of the random pictures from The Great Court

With a big clock...tick dock tick dock... over there...

Darling must be busy studying and doing assignments....
P.s: 加油咯。。。我爱你。。。^@^))~

2010-02-24T06:05:00.000-08:00

今天是market day.....也就所谓的clubs n societies day...就叫大家去参加课外活动这样。。。加上卖点东西。。。人很多下。。。

踩高跷的外国所谓的''美女''?? 还是我的爱爱最美。。。=P

这只是一半而已。。。

我住的地方。。。

有几只小鱼。。。。但是没人喂的。。吃草吧。。。

今晚的晚餐。。。海南鸡贩。。。Aud 8.9 呢。。。

p.s.好想她。。。

離婚酒店

2010-01-05T05:13:00.000-08:00

他和她結婚整整10年了，夫妻間已經沒有任何衝動與情趣，
他越來越覺得自己對她幾乎就是一種程式與義務，
他開始厭煩起了她，尤其是單位新調進了一個年輕活潑的女孩，
對他發起了瘋狂的進攻，他突然覺得她是自己的第二春，經過再三考慮，
他決定和她離婚。她似乎也麻木了，很平靜地答應了他，
兩個人一起走進了民政部門。

手續辦得很順利，出門後，兩個人已經是各自獨立的自由人了，
不知為什麼，他心裏突然有種空落落的感覺，他看了看她：
“天已經晚了，一起去吃點飯吧。”

她看了看他：“好吧，聽說新開了一家‘離婚酒店’，
專門執行離婚夫婦的最後一頓晚餐，要不咱們到那兒去看看。”

他點了點頭，兩人一前一後默默地走進了離婚酒店。

“先生女士晚上好。”二人在包廂剛坐下，服務小姐便走了進來，
“請問兩位想吃點兒什麼？”

他看了看她：“你點吧。”

她搖了搖頭：“我不常出來，不太清楚這些，還是你點吧。”

“對不起先生女士，我們離婚酒店有個規矩，這頓飯必
須要由女士點先生平時最愛吃的菜，由先生點女士平時最愛吃的菜，
這叫‘最後的記憶’。”

    “那好吧，”她理了理頭髮，“清蒸魚、溜蘑菇、拌木耳，
記住，都不要放蔥薑蒜，我先生……這位先生他不吃這些。”

   “先生呢？”服務小姐看了看他。

他愣住了。結婚10年，他真的不知道老婆喜歡吃什麼。他張著嘴，
尷尬地愣在了那兒。

“就這些吧，其實這是我們兩個人都愛吃的。”她連忙打起了圓場。

服務小姐笑了笑：“說實話，到我們離婚酒店來吃這最後一頓晚餐，
所有的先生和女士其實都吃不下去什麼，所以這‘最後的記憶’
咱們還是不要吃了吧。就喝我們酒店特意為所有離婚人士準備的
晚餐——冷飲吧，這也是所有來的人都不拒絕的選擇。”

她與她都點了點頭：“那就來冷飲吧。”

很快，服務小姐送來了兩份冷飲，兩份飲料中一份淡藍一片，
全是冰渣；一份滿杯紅潤，冒著熱氣。

“這份晚餐名叫‘一半是火焰，一半是海水’，兩位慢用。”
服務小姐介紹完退了下去。

包房裏靜悄悄的，兩個人相對而坐，一時竟不知道該說什麼好。

“篤篤篤！”輕輕一陣敲門聲，服務小姐走了近來，托盤裏托著
一枝鮮豔的紅玫瑰：“先生，還記得您第一次給這位女士送花的情景嗎？
現在一切都結束了，夫妻不成就當朋友，朋友要好聚好散，
最後為女士送朵玫瑰吧。”

她渾身一抖，眼前又浮現出了10年前他給她送花的情景，那時，
他們剛剛來到這座舉目無親的省城，什麼都沒有，一切從零開始。
白天，他們四處找工作，
努力拼搏；晚上，為了增加收入，她去晚市出小攤，他去給人家刷盤子。很晚很晚，
他們才一起回到租住在地下室裏那不足10平米的小屋。日子很苦，可他們卻很幸福。
到省城的第一個情人節
那天，他為自己買了第一朵紅玫瑰，她幸福得流下了眼淚。
10年了，一切都好起來了，可兩個人卻走向了分離。她想著想著，淚水盈滿了雙眼，
她擺了擺手說：“不用了。”

他也想起了過去的10年，他這才記起，自己已經有五六年沒有給
她買過一枝玫瑰了。他擺了擺手：“不，要買。”

服務小姐卻拿起了玫瑰，“刷刷”兩下撕成了兩半，分別扔進了
兩個人的飲料杯裏，玫瑰竟然溶解在了飲料裏。

“這是我們酒店特意用糯米製成的紅玫瑰，也是送給你們的第三道菜，
名叫‘映景的美麗’。先生女士慢用，有什麼需要直接叫我。”
服務小姐說完，轉身走了出去。

“XX，我……”他一把握住她的手，有些說不出話來。

她抽了抽手，沒有抽動，便不再動彈。兩個人靜靜地對視著，什麼也說不出來。

“啪！”突然，燈熄了，整個包房裏漆黑一片，外面警鈴大作，
一股煙味兒飄了進來。

“怎麼了？”兩個人急忙站了起來。

“店起火了，大家馬上從安全通道走！快！”外面，有人聲嘶力竭地喊了起來。

“老公！”她一下撲進了他的懷裏，“我怕！”

“別怕！”他緊緊摟住她，“親愛的，有我呢。走，往外衝！”

包廂外面燈光通明，秩序井然，什麼都沒有發生。

服務小姐走了過來：“對不起，先生女士，讓兩位受驚了。
酒店並沒有失火，煙味兒也是特意往包房裏放的一點點，
這是我們的第四道菜，名叫‘內心的選擇’。請回包廂。”

他和她回到了包廂，燈光依舊。他一把拉她：“親愛的，
服務小姐說得對，剛才那才是你我內心真正的選擇。其實，
我們誰都離不開誰，明天咱們重新結婚吧？”

她咬了咬嘴唇：“你願意嗎？”

“我願意，我現在什麼都明白了，明天一早咱就去辦結婚。
小姐，買單。”他說著喊了起來。

服務小姐走了近來，遞給兩人一人一張精緻的紅色清單：
“先生女士好，這是兩位的帳單，也是本酒店的最後一道贈品，
名叫‘永遠的帳單’，請兩位永遠保存吧。"

他看著帳單，眼淚淌了下來。

“你怎麼了？”她連忙問道。

他把帳單遞給了她：“親愛的，我錯了，我對不起你。”

她打開帳單一看，只見上面寫著：
一個溫暖的家；
兩隻操勞的手；
三更不熄等您歸家的燈；
四季注意身體的叮囑；
無微不至的關懷；
六旬婆母的微笑；
起早貪黑對孩子的照顧；
八方維護您的威信；
九下廚房為了您愛吃的一道菜；
十年為您逝去的青春……
這就是您的妻子。

“老公，您辛苦了，這些年也是我冷漠了你。”
她也把自己的那份帳單遞給了他。他打開帳單，只見上面寫著：
一個男人的責任；
兩肩挑起的重擔；
三更半夜的勞累；
四處奔波的匆忙；
無法傾訴的委屈；
留在臉上的滄桑；
七姑八姨的義務；
八上八下的波折；
九優一疵的凡人；
時時對家對子的真情……
這就是您的丈夫。

兩個人抱在一起，放聲痛哭。

結完帳，他和她對經理千恩萬謝，手牽手走回了家。
看者他們幸福的背影，經理微笑著點了點頭：
“真幸福，我們離婚酒店又挽救了一個家！

Dangerous Biscuits

2009-11-03T06:34:00.000-08:00

I just found out something interesting..... A research done by Mindlab International

The research shows that 500 people need hospital treatment in every year due to the biscuit-related injury. Somemore it is estimated that millions of Brits have become cookie casualties.... That's really funny....@@

The research found out that one third of adults are splashed or scalded by hot drinks while trying to fish out the remnants of a collapsed digestive or dunking.....Waa....

28% chocked on cumbs and and this 1... nice 1... one in ten had broken a tooth or filling biting a biscuit...Wao... Biscuits are seriously hard... Na good for the old....

3% had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit....seriously their mouths are located that high.....??

7% were bitten by a pet or other wild animal trying to get their biscuit...ah ha....better not too kiam siap(selfish) just share with them then....haha...XD

This should be the funniest 1...one man even ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.

Haha.....Better take care of what you eat then.... ^^

天使的三個答案(強烈推薦閱讀)

2009-09-15T01:21:00.001-07:00

在一個寒冷的冬夜裡，一個鞋匠在守了一整天空盪盪的店舖後，拖著一身疲累，返回他那破舊的小屋。

他想著家裡沒剩多少麵包了！而這個冬天，一刻比一刻更冷。
他忍不住打了個哆嗦，拉緊他唯一一件，薄薄的外衣。

唉！好些個日子沒有收入了，太太一定又會扳起了臉孔。

他慢慢的踱著步伐，影子在月光的渲染下拉的長長的…就像他的心情一般，又沈又重！

突然，街角那月亮眷顧不到的地方，彷彿有一個白色的東西在蠕動…

因著好奇心的趨使，他走向前去，哎呀～是一個人呢！

冷冽的寒風中，他竟然是光溜溜的一絲不掛！

鞋匠走到他的面前，蹲下，那人緩緩的抬起頭來，他的臉上，沒有任何表情。

「不行啊！這樣下去，你會凍死的！」

鞋匠脫下了自己的外套，披在他身上，除下了腳上的鞋子，替他穿上。那人依舊動也不動。

「走吧！到我家去！」鞋匠說著，卻不敢相信自己說出的話。

門咿呀一聲，開了，鞋匠太太迎了出來，臉上的表情瞬間換了個樣，

因為，他丈夫的衣物竟然全穿在一個陌生人的身上。

「給他一些食物吧！」鞋匠這樣對他的妻子說。

「你瘋了嗎？我們只剩一塊麵包當今天的晚餐了！」鞋匠太太大聲抱怨著。

壓低了聲音，鞋匠說：「給他吧！我們一餐沒吃算不了什麼，

可是他看起來好像已經餓了很久，要是再不吃些東西，他會死的。」

「好吧！既然你這麼說 .... 」鞋匠太太動容了，

她將櫃子裡僅剩的一塊麵包拿給了那位全然陌生的人，

而他，看到了夫妻倆溫暖的臉龐，蒼白的臉上，浮起了一抹微笑。

這是他第一次露出笑容。

就這樣，鞋匠夫婦收容了這個倒在雪地的年輕人，並且教他做鞋子和修補的技巧，

很快地，他學會了鞋匠所有的本事，並且在鞋匠的店裡幫忙照顧生意。

他有一雙巧手，做的鞋子既堅固耐穿又美觀，修補的技巧更是高明，幾乎讓人挑不出破綻。

於是，一傳十，十傳百，整個小村子都知道鞋匠的店裡來了一位手藝精湛的師傅。

自此以後，鞋匠的店生意越來越興隆，鞋匠夫婦的生活也越來越舒適，

他們十分感激這位陌生人的幫助，好幾次，他們想為他做點什麼，

只是他從來未曾開口說過話。

只是默默的坐在窗邊，工作，沈思…

一天，一輛豪華的馬車在鞋店的門口停了下來，車門開了，

走出來的是整個小鎮最有錢的人，他走進店裡，丟給鞋匠一塊皮革，不可一世地說：

「這是一塊上好的小牛皮，我要你幫我做一雙長統馬靴，要堅固的，你要給我保證能夠穿一年！」

奇怪的，年輕人看到了富翁，臉上竟然出現了笑容。

這是他第二個微笑。

富翁走了之後，鞋匠把牛皮交給了年輕人，他知道這是一個他可以完全信賴的人。

不到一刻鐘的時間，年輕人裁好了樣式，鞋匠接過去一看，天啊！那是一雙短靴的樣式，

「我，我不是告訴你要做一雙長統的靴子嗎？

結果你竟然…我的天啊！你要我怎麼賠給人家？」

就在這個時候，富翁的僕人氣喘吁吁地跑回來，一進門就大聲嚷嚷：

「不用做了！不用做了！方才在回家的路上，因為馬車失去了控制，

我的主人跌出了車外，當場死亡。所以他的家人想要求你改做短靴，才好當他的陪葬品。」

就這樣，匆匆的，六年的歲月消逝了，年輕人一直留在鞋匠家中，

還是不說一句話，只是時常望著窗外，沈思…

有一天，鞋店來了一位婦人帶著對雙胞胎，其中的一個跛了腿。

坐在窗邊的年輕人看到她們，站了起來，他笑了。

這是他第三個微笑。

「我想替她們各做一雙鞋子。」婦人說。

「那是妳的女兒嗎？真是可愛啊！」鞋匠稱讚著。

「不是的，我只是代她們母親照顧她們。那可憐的媽媽在六年前生產的過程中去世了。

而她們的父親也早就離開了這個世界，留下孤苦無依的她們。

因為我自己當時也正好生產完，有充足的奶水可以哺育她們，於是便接下了這個工作。

再加上許多鄰居們熱心的幫忙，勉強將她們扶養到這麼大。」

說著說著，淚水滑落了那女人的臉龐。鞋匠也灑了幾滴同情的淚水。

送走了婦人和那對可愛的姊妹，年輕人對鞋匠說，這也是他頭一遭開口：

「我要走了，回到我原來的地方。」

「為什麼？」難掩臉上的驚訝，鞋匠問：

「從來你不曾告訴我們從哪裡來，叫什麼名字，有什麼家人，現在你要離開，往哪兒去呢？」

「我是一個天使，來自天上。我原來的工作是帶領離開了身體的靈魂往他們該去的地方。

六年前，我帶走了一位婦人的靈魂，她就是剛才那對雙胞胎的母親。她在生產過程中去世，

壓到了其中一個嬰兒的腳，所以造成了她的殘缺」

看了一眼鞋匠不敢置信的表情，年輕人繼續說著：

「那位母親苦苦哀求我，不要帶走她。因為她的孩子們已經沒有了父親，

要是再失去母親的照顧，她們一定沒辦法生存下去。

我一時心軟，答應了她的請求。上帝知道後，非常忿怒，

祂取回了母親的靈魂，也把我貶下了人間。

上帝說：「你根本不了解人類！」

「你不知道他們心裡有什麼？天將給他們什麼？他們周遭的人又是怎樣的影響他們？」

〝去～〞上帝斥責著：「到人間去！要我尋找這些問題的答案。」

於是我來了！就在六年前你發現我的那個夜晚。

決心親自體驗人類的生活，希望能從其中了解上帝的旨意。

而當我見到那對姊妹的時候，我知道…上帝已經原諒我了！

因為祂已告訴了我那三個問題的答案！

“當你的妻子將你們櫥櫃中僅有的那塊麵包遞到我的手中時，

從她的眼神，我解決了第一道難題。

人們的心中，有愛！因為〝愛〞，使他們甘願付出所有。

當我見到那位富翁時，我解決了第二個疑惑。

因為人們不知道，自己的下一刻鐘會遇上什麼！

當他興致勃勃的準備做一雙能夠穿上一年的皮靴時，

他並不知道自己已瀕臨死亡。

但我知道…那時我看到我的一個同伴正站在他的身後。

因為〝無知〞，使他們無所畏懼。

而能夠使人們解脫生命的枷鎖的人不是誰，不是父母，不是恩師，不是老板，

不是朋友，而是上帝，當我見到那兩個小女孩的時候，我心中讚美天主，

因為他使我清楚的了解了第三個問題的答案。

～人，可以仰賴陌生人的幫助而生存！

她們的母親之所以會求我不要帶走她是因為她覺得，

沒有親人的照顧，這對雙胞胎根本沒有存活的希望。

但她永遠不會知道，有個陌生的女人，代替她盡了母親的義務；

有一群人，正幫忙撫育著她的孩子。

因為這份〝莫名的感情〞，使得人間充滿了溫暖。

人與人之間，因為有愛，有情感的交流，使得生活中的一切都是這麼的美好。

挫折、沮喪、失望，都是難免的，但正因為有這些醜惡的事存在…

所以讓我們學會更珍惜目前所擁有的，最珍貴的情誼！

心中的那畝田地，需要你辛勤的耕耘，

而這份工作，也只有你自己能做，能做到最好！

幸福的人生，總是被懂得感恩的人獲得，

當上天對我們好，我們是否也曾想把這份好分享給別人？

還是我們總認為這份好，是我自己認真打拼得來的？

生命的層次，自己，家人，朋友，社會～

您，把自己定位在哪一個階層裡？

不管您現在的處境有多艱難或是多幸福，別忘了～

綠灯的盡頭是紅灯，而紅灯的盡頭也將是綠灯，

上天總是公平的對待每一個，而只要您替祂做點事，祂絶對會對你更好，

因為祂知道，您會把祂的（好）分享給更多的人！！

把這個故事轉寄給您的朋友吧，讓他知道，生命的無常是可愛的，

接受一切就能擁有一切，此岸就是彼岸。

淨土就在您的心中～

经典笑话：上厕所忘带纸，兜里只有女友照片和100元

2009-08-31T01:54:00.001-07:00

1楼。上厕所忘带纸，兜里只有女朋友的照片和100块钱，用哪张？谁来告诉我啊

2楼。用手指！~再用水冲干净！~

3楼。用一百的啊你不觉得用照片很疼吗照片太硬了

4楼。用一百块的，用完洗洗干净花出去

5楼。接楼上的洗过后买的东西还是香的

6楼。哈哈``还是把纸篓里人家用过的拿来用下算了`` （-__-这个答案真是巨耨。。）

7楼。应该上完厕所后直接提起裤子走人。。。。。。。。。（哥们真大气）

8楼。哭阿~我正吃饭呢

9楼。骗人................连鞋都没有？拿鞋刮呀（靠，大哥，怎么刮阿-__-||)

10楼。简单~~忍痛割爱~~用自己的内裤嘛`~

11楼。你就用手扣吧~~记得洗手哦

12楼。用袜子啊~~~~~~ （跟用鞋那个有异曲同工之妙。。。）

13楼。你这个帖子该不是在厕所里发的吧……老实讲，你当时用的什么……

14楼。印度是不用纸的

15楼。把100撕成5等份``用一份``哈哈``还剩80元``很赚啊~~我是女的```男朋友的照片当然不能用!~~ （介女地真TM有经济头脑）

16楼。两张都用，因为一张不够擦啊（-_-|||)

17楼。叫救命!

18楼。照片朝里,让你女朋友背着你,然后再刮,这样心里比较下去了（牛。。）

19楼。把照片撕成两张薄的嘛~!!拿没图案的那边擦嘛~~~!!! （更牛。。）

20楼。真他** 找个吹风机吹下

真不行屁股一撅风干咯

这等问题下次就不要劳烦我了

（真汗```````````````````` ）

21楼。你不会打110吗

22楼。笨！厕所肯定有水龙头吧，出去拿个水管，插在水龙头上，蹲着洗洗就行了。

23楼。都是不忍心的两个东西...........绝~~

那就把照片上的女朋友的头撕下来做纪念

再去擦PP吧~~~~~100嘛......留着用~~~

24楼。那你是怎么办的啊，我想啊。。。。。。

应该把你的弟弟扳过来，用你自己尿冲干净嘛

不错嘛，还是很为你着想的哦（orz)

25楼。你爬到女WC看看有没有

26楼。上完大号以后,把PP撅起来,然后开始狂甩5分钟,利用离心力将残留在PP上的便便给甩干净,然后就可以个吧,就是费时又有点累~~~

27楼。楼上的臀力真强

28楼。厕所不都有墙吗.蹭在墙上啊.

29楼。屏一口气

把PP外面残留的喷出去

实在不行吸进来（去，你这练功呢？）

30楼。等下哈我来帮你擦

31楼。大方一点啦!多拉点！把厕所堵住！到时，别人要进来修，你就威胁道：不给纸！誓不出去！！！不就得了？

32楼。把嘴里的口香糖拿来粘,粘干净了就好了,要是还有点甜味舍不得扔就继续嚼（最恶得就是你了O_O)

33楼。拿嘴吹，吹干了就可以把壳子抠下来了

34楼。你练过瑜珈没，可以自己舔的呀，不过难度比较高哦

35楼。万一拉稀怎么办啊那100的也不够用啊

36楼。摆在你面前的是两条路,是选择爱情还是留守爱情，是爱情的伟大还是金钱的诱惑更大？这是个问题，是个抉择，当你终于找到了生命的支撑时，拿起钞票视之为粪土时，猛然发现，风干了。——守护住爱情，看似牺牲失去很多，其实我们得到了更多

人算不如天算

2009-08-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

未来对我而言是那么的遥不可及的世界。。。

你是否想过你的未来呢？？你会成为一位世界出名的人物？？还是一位过着平坦又幸福的那位？？

这个世界很可怕。。很现实。。

当你在策划你的将来时。。当你拥有计划时。。你可以瞬间的。。就像空气一般失去你的所有。。你的一切。。

明天对我而言。。很陌生。。很虚幻。。是那么的难以捉摸。。

闭上眼睛我可能。。一睁开眼睛。。可能那个我已经不再了。。

大学生涯三年时光本来可以就那么的平平淡淡的度过了。。

而我就这样般的出社会赚钱。。娶太太。。养家？？

还是我应该在未出社会以先。。。做个大家都难以预料事？？

那就是好端端的转学。。。

这段时间。。我漫无目的度日。。大家都忙着度日。。而我是为了度日而度日。。。

我的梦想。。我的梦想。。

它是那么的一般一般不见了。。。

我的那自我肯定又到那里去了。。。

我在大海中飘着飘着。。。身体慢慢的腐烂着。。。不停的被那细小的微生物腐蚀着。。。

那躯体。。还能撑多久呢？？

我难道可以不在有忧虑不在有牵挂？？

那我还等同于人吗？？

什么是人？？人你为何是那么的复杂？？难搞？？

我原来不是想象般的那么坚强。。。

Concentrate

2009-08-26T05:09:00.000-07:00

I just spent 550 to suffer...

or should i say i just spent 550 to polish up my english??

Harrr.... I should be positive....

That 550 is the test fee for IELTS....

Though it is through the thousands n thousands of unwillingness

but for my future.... my future... my future... MY FUUTTUURREE....

I have to pay it and sit for it.....

I am a bit lazy and feel like no energy....

I want to do smth but why it is so hard to CHANGE??

Hmmm.... I think i should just change... Jeou yee... Jeou yeeee....

Funnnnn time is over~... So i should just get back and prepare for my exam....

P.s. Calling Jeou Yee back n it is exactly 1 month before the test....

呕吐

2009-07-16T08:44:00.000-07:00

老大、老二乘坐飞机，老二晕机，不停呕吐。

一袋吐满，老大只好去取袋子，等他回来时，发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。

老大问其原因，老二说：“我看到这只袋子也吐满了，只好又喝进去了半袋，结果他们就全吐了。”

手中的东西

2009-07-16T08:43:00.000-07:00

一位穿着体面的男士到酒吧里点了一杯马丁尼，他发觉身旁坐着一个外表邋遢一边念念有词，一边

研究手中东西的醉汉。当醉汉将手中的东西拿到灯光下时，这名男子忍不住靠到他身边去一探竟，

醉汉喃喃的说：“嗯，它看起来像塑胶。”然后他用手指揉搓着，又说：“但是感觉起来像是橡胶。”

有一个坐在他身旁感到好奇的男子问了：“你拿的是什么？”醉汉回答说：“该死的我知道，但它看起

来像塑胶感觉起来却像是橡胶。”男子接着说：“我可以看看吗？”这名醉汉便把东西拿给他看。男子

用大拇指与食指翻转這个动西，仔细的研究着：“没错，它看起来真的像塑胶但感觉却像是橡胶，但

我也不知道这是什么。你从哪儿拿到这个东西的？” 醉汉回答：“我鼻孔里啊！”

厕所偶遇

2009-07-16T08:42:00.000-07:00

钱某，一日在酒场上不胜酒力，迷迷糊糊中误入女厕，在隔间呕吐，此时一女士入厕小解，钱闻

其小便声误以为有人在倒啤酒，怒道：“我早就说过不喝了，谁又在倒？”女士闻言吓了一跳，遂憋

住小便，欲待钱走了以后再解，未曾想竟憋出一个屁来，钱先生闻之大怒，用手重重拍着隔板，大

声斥责道：“我说过不喝了不喝了，谁又启了一瓶？谁启谁喝！”

有人摸我屁股

2009-07-16T08:31:00.000-07:00

一日晚上, 有位二兵晚上起来上大号,可是我们部队的厕所又没灯他只有摸黑去上噜,当他正解到一半的时候, 发现有人摸他的屁股,吓得他连裤子都没穿就跑去找安全士官,大叫:" 安官! 安官! 厕所有人摸我屁股! "

　　安官: 有这种事情?! 你不要把事情讲出去,我会秉上处理, 先回去睡吧! "隔日,安官将这件事情跟班长讲, 班长们怕会影响部队的士气,决定下一次遇到这种事, 大夥一同去抓鬼.

　　过了一个星期都没在发生闹鬼的事情......

　　一日晚又是那个二兵去上大号, 当他才蹲下去的时候,就觉得有人摸他屁股, 这次叫的更大声,所有的班长都爬了起来冲向厕所, 有拿棍的, 有拿扫把的,七八个人围着那一间大便池的门, 所有的电灯都打在门上,大家想看一看里面到底有啥? 就在这时候, 一名班长拉开门,其他班长往里瞧, 所有的班长都傻眼了,大概僵了叁,四秒,只听见班长说:" XXX勒!! 啥麽鬼摸屁股!是大便满出来了啦!!! "

大便词典

2009-07-16T08:22:00.000-07:00

疲倦：大便时不知不觉就睡着了。　

值得：在旅游景点的公厕大便时花了五毛钱。　

节水：在树林里大便。　

罗嗦：拉完了站起来，站起来又想拉。　

余威：你从卫生间出来后，八小时内无人敢再进。　

结巴：拉兔子屎。　

爽快：一锤定音。　

细心：冲水之前先用棍子敲碎。　　

怯场：比赛之前总想去大便。　

分享：开着门大便。　

狂喜：便秘持续四天之后一泻为快的感受。　

灵巧：能及时避开马桶里溅起来的水。　

卖力：青筋暴露，双颊发紫，全身发抖。　

闹鬼：感觉拉出来了，卫生纸上分明还有痕迹，但马桶里却什么也看不见。　

精明：从不占用下班时间大便。　

习惯：每天都很准点，到时间必须大便。　

飘忽：拉不出来，但又总觉得有。　　

幸运：马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。　

不幸：裤子脱下来之前已经结束。

干净：不管怎么擦，卫生纸上都留不下东西。　

卖弄：冲水之前一定要让大家去参观。

幽灵：马桶里有大便，但谁也没去过卫生间。　

勇气：闹肚子的时候尝试着放屁。

淘气：一边大便一边画海螺。

风险：第一次冲水，马桶装满，还冲不冲第二次？

虚伪：好像是在大便，实际上连屁也没放一个。　

远见：吃完泻药后立刻备足卷纸坐到马桶上。

着急：一家三口全闹肚子，但卫生间只有一个。

顽固：老是浮在水面上，怎么冲都冲不走。

突然：在没有任何心理准备的情况下大便，如：放屁时，做直肠检查时，与爱侣亲热时…… 　

浪漫：没有音乐和咖啡就无法大便。

直率：从大便能看出昨天吃的是什么。

排场：每次大便之前必先放三个响屁。

自卑：擦了整整一卷纸，但还是觉得没擦干净。

人生大便论

2009-07-16T08:14:00.000-07:00

人生就像大便，一旦冲走了，就不会再回来。

人生就像大便，
怎么拉都是那个模样，可是每次又不太一样....

人生就像大便，
有时拉得很爽，有时却拉得五官纠结！

人生就像大便，
你永远不知道，会拉出个什么东东..

人生就像大便，想要怎么结果，就要先怎么栽。

人生就像大便，随时随地，都可能突然想嗯嗯。

人生就像大便，
往往努力了半天，却只迸出几个屁..>_<

人生就像大便，
就算点缀得再漂亮，其本质还是一样..

人生就像大便，只有自己默默的勇敢面对。

所以，就像大家常说的──
「你去吃大便啦！」
其实，他的本义『你要认真融入自己的生活。』

上了大学才知道,原来...‏

2009-05-09T02:45:00.000-07:00

01.上了大学才知道，两个天天在一起的人不一定是朋友，有可能什么都不是。

02.上了大学才知道，从来不要和别人争论什么，因为那是没有结果的，无论谁对谁错。

03.上了大学才知道，手机是有事的时候用的，并不是为了交流感情。

04.上了大学才知道，真心对一个人好不一定有回报，而你忽略的人往往有可能是最重视你的。

05.上了大学才知道，很多东西是可遇而不可求的，很多东西你只能拥有一次。

06.上了大学才知道，恋爱不一定是真心的，有可能是利益关系，有可能是攀比心理。

07.上了大学才知道，原来中学老师教的是那么好，那么负责任。

08.上了大学才知道，很多时候自己遇到不开心事，千万不要渴望别人同情，大多数人会采取冷漠回敬的。那样会更让人家看不起。

09.上了大学才知道，有很多东西是不属于你的，你使劲强求会遭天遣的。

10.上了大学才知道，生活是有很多不公平的，你一定要正视，相信实力和群众的眼睛。

11.上了大学才知道，人的性格可以差异到如此之大。

12.上了大学才知道，一个人要自己对自己好，因为真正关心你的人很少，有了事他们也不一定会在你身边。所以要自己照顾自己。

13.上了大学才知道，课程会在你不经意间，拉下很多，期末考试前不一定能补回来。

14.上了大学才知道，钱用的是那么快，用钱的地方是那么多。

15.上了大学才知道，从现在开始应该把握每一个你能把握的人，放弃你留不住的人，不要因为想留住个别人而失去一群人。

16.上了大学才知道，自己一定在乎自己的自尊，因为你的自尊在别人眼里根本不算什么。

17.上了大学才知道，不要心情不好的时候对周围人发脾气，渴望他们谅解你，人家不是你的父母，现在你可以明白父母对自己多么重要。

18.上了大学才知道。即便有人对情感看的无所谓，你一定要坚信，人之间的感情，有可能会令所有东西无法超越的，但记住，只是有可能。

19.上了大学才知道，会遇到许多自己看不惯的人或事，但那与你无关，别人爱咋整随他便，别生不该生的气，不值。

20.上了大学才知道，许多曾经的人会变的让你认不出，但请留住回忆。

21.上了大学才知道，会遇到很多诱惑，无论别人怎么样，你是你，你有你的原则和底限。

22.上了大学才知道，会有人很讨厌你或者和你过不去，但是他爱怎么样就怎么样，我们要大度，不和小人计较，但前提是你正确。

23.上了大学才知道，很多人无法理解男女之间的朋友关系，在一起就一定是恋人，不是恋人就一定不能在一起。

24.上了大学才知道，学习要刻苦，因为凭聪明就能应付大学科目的人是风毛翎角。

25.上了大学才知道，原来时间一空闲下来是那么无聊，丝毫没有中学的充实的感觉。

26.上了大学才知道，太在乎别人了往往会伤害自己。

27.上了大学才知道，对自己好的人会随着时间的流逝越来越少。

28.上了大学才知道，可以不把所有人当朋友，但千万不能把一个人当敌人，至少可以当同学。

29.上了大学才知道，玩你能玩的起的，玩不起的千万别玩，不然会输的什么都没有的。

30.上了大学才知道，快乐常常来自回忆，而痛苦常常来自于回忆与现实的差距。

31.上了大学才知道，原来上课，吃饭，上自习常常得自己一个人。

32.上了大学才知道，有很多人的想法与做法你无法理解，或是根本不知道他在想什么，千万别在那揣摩或者瞎猜，那样会让自己累，既然人家要保持神秘感那就让人家保持去啊，自己又不是占星师。

33.上了大学才知道，每个人都是带有“地方特色”的。

34.上了大学才知道，别人请客吃饭或着自己请别人吃饭都是很平常的，甚至请一个不怎么熟的人都是有可能的

35.上了大学才知道，每个人都是认为自己的家乡最好，无论他的家乡贫穷或富裕。

How to Make a Woman Happy

2009-02-18T06:24:00.000-08:00

This 1 really no bad ne.... Have a look bah...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention,but

expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially

time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never

worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

I will do this for her.....

2009-01-31T07:01:00.001-08:00

1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her your jacket.

5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say "I love her more than you", deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends.

It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she's beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO

TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..

26. Don't lie to her.

27. DON'T cheat on her.

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.

30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can

always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in

and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don't ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your

fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.

41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much you love her.

45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you're sitting on

her.

三個忠告

2008-11-19T17:41:00.000-08:00

一對新婚夫婦生活貧困，一天，丈夫對妻子說：
'親愛的，我要去很遠的地方工作，
直到我有條件給你一種舒適體面的生活才會回來。
我只求你一件事，我不在的時候要對我忠誠，
我也會對你忠誠的。' 很多天之後，他被一個莊園錄用了。

他要老闆答應他一個請求：
'請允許我在這裡想幹多久就幹多久，
當我覺得應該離開時，
您要放我走。
我離開那天，
您再把我賺的錢給我。
'雙方達成了協議。年輕人在那裏整整工作了 20年，中間沒有休假。
一天，他對老闆說：'我要回家了。'
老闆說：'我會照協議辦事的。不過我有個建議，
要麼我給你錢，要麼我給你3條忠告，
你好好想想再給我答覆。'

他想了兩天，然後找到老闆，說：
'我想要那3條忠告。
'老闆提醒他說：'如果給了你忠告
，我就不會給你錢了。

'他還是說：
'我想要忠告。'

老闆對他說：

'第一:永遠不要走捷徑。
便捷而陌生的道路可能會要了你的命。

第二:永遠不要對可能是壞事的事情好奇，
否則也可能要了你的命。

第三:永遠不要在仇恨和痛苦的時候做決定，
否則你以後一定會後悔。'

老闆接著說：'這裡有3個麵包，兩個給你路上吃，
另一個等你回家後和妻子一起吃吧。' 在遠離自己深愛的妻子和家鄉 20年之後，

男人踏上了回家的路。一天后，他遇到了一個人，
那人說：
'這條路太遠了，我認識一條捷徑，
幾天就能到。'
他高興極了，正準備走捷徑的時候，
想起了老闆的第一條忠告，
於是他回到了原來的路上。後來，
他得知那人讓他走的所謂的捷徑
完全是一個圈套。

幾天之後，他走累了，發現路邊有家旅館，
他打算住一夜，付過房錢之後，他躺下睡了。
睡夢中，他被一聲慘叫驚醒，
他跳了起來，走到門口，想看看發生了什麼事，
剛剛打開門，他想起了第二條忠告，
於是回到床上繼續睡覺。
起床後，喝完咖啡，店主問他是否聽到了叫聲，
他說聽到了店主說：'您不好奇嗎？'
他回答說不好奇。
店主說：
'您是第一個活著從這裡出去的客人。
我的獨子有瘋病，
他昨晚大叫著引客人出來，
然後將他們殺死埋了。' 年輕人接著趕路，

終於在一天的黃昏時分，
他遠遠地望見了自己的小屋，
屋子的煙囪正冒著炊煙，
還依稀可見妻子的身影，雖然天色昏暗，
但他仍然看清了妻子不是一個人，
還有一個男子伏在她的膝頭，
她撫摸著他的頭髮。看到這—幕，
他的內心充滿了仇恨和痛苦，
他想跑過去殺了他們，他深吸一口氣，
快步走了過去，
這時他想起了第三條忠告，於是停了下來。
天亮後，已恢復冷靜的他對自己說：

'我不能殺死我的妻子，
我要回到老闆那裏，求他收留我，在這之前，
我想告訴我的妻子我始終忠於她。'
他走到家門口敲了敲門，妻子打開門，
認出了他，撲到他懷裏，緊緊地抱住了他。
他想把妻子推開，但沒有做到。
他眼含淚水，對妻子說：'我對你是忠誠的，
可你背叛了我……'妻子吃驚地說：
'什麼？我從未背叛過你，我等了你20年。
'他說：'那麼昨天下午你
愛撫的那個男人是誰？'
妻子說：'那是我們的兒子。
你走時我剛懷孕，今年他已經20歲了。' 丈夫走進家門，擁抱了自己的兒子。
在妻子忙做著晚飯的時候，
他給兒子講述了自己的經歷。
接著，一家人坐下來一起吃麵包，
他把老闆送的麵包掰開，

發現裏面有一筆錢———
那是他20年辛苦勞動賺來的工錢。

人們...

總習慣用自己的角度去看事情,

直到...

瞭解了真相...

Just to brighten up your day.

2008-11-11T17:13:00.000-08:00

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do ?'
Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : 'I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!'
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah' 'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But.
What happened to the other ear ?'
Ah Beng answered : 'That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!'
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
and LAS VEGAS ?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN 'FOR 4-7 YRS'.
-------? ? ? ? ? ?-------

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah'
-------? ? ? ? ? ? ?-------

P.s Though they are all old and lame jokes but just to brighten up your day... haha..XD cheers...

Market in turmoil.....

2008-10-10T07:31:00.000-07:00

Economic is getting worst...... Yeah that's true.... Even US cant change it... So... just accept it....

Then when will it recover??

From my opinion it wont be that soon, but maybe it will be soon??

IMF said that next year which is 2009 second quarter.... However, i think it wont be that soon...

As natural disaster may come in at any moment.... Terrorism may come in at the same time as well... All of these can make the economic worsen....

What i can say is it is economic cycle.... This is a time of recession... People will tend to spend less and save more..... There will be less money cycle in the market where company might just shut down of great deficit....

However, if more people start to save money in bank... There will be more money to be lent to the company to pay the deficit...

When companies start to invest more, consumers gain their confidence then it will be the time where economy will be on the track of the upward of economy cycle...

THEN WHEN IS IT??

Honestly, i also dono... blerk....

2008-10-07T07:48:00.000-07:00

Pain.....

2008-10-07T03:25:00.000-07:00

2nd day when i back to Sibu as for my mid sem break... But then... I never know it turned up like that.....

yeah... it happened 2nd day of my return where i need an operation to remove corn (chicken eye) on my foot....

Waa... u never know how it feels until u get 1.... I mean both corn and operation... 1 word to describe pain!!!

That operation left me few days cant walk and i need to jump here and there with another leg...

My mum said... She wanted to vomit when she first saw the stitches....

How?? Scary ba...

P.s Better buy nice shoes for urself.... Cos operation can cost u another hundreds bucks...

7 reasons not to mess with children.

2008-09-19T08:12:00.001-07:00

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.

Beware of two way mirrors

2008-09-19T08:12:00.000-07:00

Please take a minute to read this valuable article.

Beware of two way mirrors

Can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?

Here's how:

I thought it was quite interesting!

And I know in about 30 seconds you're going do what I did and find the nearest mirror...

Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not?

This is not to scare you, but to make you aware.

A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.

Whenwe visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., howmany of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hangingon the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them)?

There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms.

It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:

Placethe tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if thereis a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it isa GENUINE mirror..

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

'No Space, Leave the Place' So remember, every time you see a Mirror, do the 'fingernail test.' It doesn't cost you anything..

Remember: 'No Space, Leave the Place'

Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.

Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and friends.

Is this the beginning of a cold war in India?

2008-09-19T00:06:00.001-07:00

The communal violence in Kandhamal in Orissa has now spread its wings to Karnataka. Reports of string of attacks, road blocks and killing converts in the most gruesome manner keeps floating in the media. Is this the beginning of a cold war in India?.

CJ: ashokmission5,

T’S BEEN 27 days since I resumed working at my job in Pune. A month-long stay at home in Nepal, following a serious incident, was full of distant travails and close look into various real life difficulties. The real view of the site of death, destruction and destitution wrecked by the angry Kosi river, and the turmoil amidst the appointment of the new Nepalese prime minister were also discussed.

’Woman burnt to death, churches attacked in Orissa,’ read the report on the front page of a daily, as I sat in the train on August 25, 2008. An 81-year-old Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) activist, Swami Lakshamananda was killed mysteriously on August 23 in Kandhamal district of Orissa, while observing Janmasthami festival. This fatal attempt was apparently successful after the previous nine efforts of killing the leader.

An anti-Christian movement was flourishing across the district, aimed at converting Christians into Hinduism, and to stop killing of cows by the converted tribes in Kandhamal.

Kandhamal, one of the remotest districts of Orissa, apparently has no means of access except buses that are rarely seen, or the carts. The region that is distant from the reach of the glitter of the cities is dominated by two major tribes; the Kandha and the Panos. The Kandha constitute the bigger portion, while the latter is mainly Dalits, which in recent times has observed rapid conversion of religion.

The murder only triggered the already smouldering rage between the two communities, not to forget the political organisation like the VHP and Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), both with firm foot in the district, added fuel to the fire. Both religions were at war with each other. The cryptically increase in the count of Christians and their worship places in recent times and the diminishing popularity of Hindu gods and way of life, was a teething problem for the pro-Hindu groups, of all the VHP.

On top of this, the Christians Panos were entitled to the Scheduled Caste (SC) benefits bestowed by the state government for all SCs. This was something that was unavailable for the Kandha tribes, though both the tribes have almost lived the same kind of life, but worshipped different deities. Despite small incidents of protests against this discrimination, the state never took heed of the bigger impact it could make in the future.

Hindu activists, thus, got the most-sought licence to wreck mayhem; to attack the converts and indulge in an open act of sacrilege. Then began a string of attacks, road blocks, and killing converts in the most gruesome manner, burning down churches and humans. With the stillness of night, mobs entered the houses of the Christians, threatened them to reconvert, hit them, and burnt churches to ashes. In cases of retorting or self-defence, they were even slaughtered and burnt alive.

On September 1, the death toll reached 16 and more than 50 injured, hundreds of houses were gutted down and about 15 churches aet ablaze. Pastors were threatened to stop conversion and turn Hindus. Inaccessibility to the site of violence added manifold to the dark-drama caused by the angry Hindu protesters against ignorant converts. Lack of security and escape chances in the dark, resulted in the burning down of churches and humans to ashes with cases of slain corpses, unattended for hours in the ruins were not uncommon.

Though the Maoists claimed responsibility of the incident, the killing of Swami and his four other disciples, for reasons that ‘he was mixing religion with politics’ and ‘violence against the religious minorities in the region’.

The rest is history. Kandhamal thus, became famous for being the site of the mot serious religious clashes in the country, this time between the Hindus and the Christians.

Indians are fighting against each other in the name of God. Reports kept flowing in the media about the inside story of the strife-torn state, soon engulfing many more neighbouring districts in the fire. Pictures of people grieving and churches damaged by the Hindu mobs flooded the media everyday for another two weeks. Analyses unveiled that the conversions were promptly made by luring the poor tribes with better prospects of jobs, education, land and many more.

But this was not enough. A lot more was to come soon.

Three weeks later, the air of hatred spread its wings to other parts of the country, again backed by pro-Hindu groups with vested political intentions. Similar incidents were reported from Mangalore in Karnataka, Lucknow in Uttar Pradesh and Kasargod in Kerala. Churches and schools in the church premises were damaged, pastors were attacked, and converts were threatened to follow Hinduism or die. Karnataka chief minister Yeddyuruppa visited the site of unrest in Mangalore on Monday (September 15), where 10 churches and 16 prayer halls were attacked the day before.

Security provisions have been tightened in the violence-hit areas but still fear is looming large – a fear that the nation might slowly turn into a battle field. Once where diverse religions prospered and sympathised with each other might start killing and murdering each other in the name of God. While religion says, “Love all and hurt none,” humans are doing exactly the opposite of what their religion has taught them.

Definitely, there is a fear that the small clashes in the name of religion might turn into a nation-wide conflict. But as always there are hopes, that if we take significant steps to prevent a mishap, either the damage can be minimised or, if fortunate, the mishap can be prevented.

As I woke up this morning, the paper read, “Church attacks continue in Karnataka, fresh clashes begin in Dakshin Karnataka, Chikmanglur and Kolar districts.” Situation in Orissa is not yet calmed.

What I feared last night is now turning into a realty...

For more details information, please refer
http://www.merinews.com/catFull.jsp?title=Is%20this%20the%20beginning%20of%20a%20cold%20war%20in%20India?&articleID=141573

FIACONA Condemns Destruction of Churches and Demands Withdrawal of Show Cause Notices to Christian Institutions in Karnataka

2008-09-19T00:06:00.000-07:00

Washington DC: September 18, 2008. (PCP) The Orissa violence against Christians was an immense blow to democracy, to human rights, and to secularism. Nuns were gang raped, priests were killed, scores of churches were burnt, thousands of homes were torched, and more than 60,000 Christians fled to the jungles to save their lives from Hindu radicals allegedly the VHP, Bajrang Dal, and other saffron outfits. To protest for these unthinkable and barbaric acts of violence perpetrated against Christians in Orissa, to protest the unimaginable massacre and share the insurmountable grief of Christians in Orissa, to protest the naked violation of human rights and purposeful trampling of the Christian faith in Orissa, all Christian educational institutions across India had called for a day of closure on Friday, August 29, 2008. Over 45,000 Christian institutions run by various Christian organizations had remained closed to register their protest.

The Karnataka government on a petition filed by the VHP has issued show-cause notices to Christian educational institutions asking them to explain why they closed for one day. Karnataka primary and secondary education minister, Vishveshwara Hegde Kageri had said that there is no need for Christian educational institutions to protest against something that happened in Orissa. He further said that the government was considering "strict" action against the institutions that "violated the law" by closing down. Rev Bernard Moras, Archbishop of Bangalore, said the decision by the schools to observe closure was “within the parameters of law”. Mr. Abraham Mammen the National Vice President of FIACONA said.” This is selective victimization of Christians as VHP calls for Bandh at their whims and fancies and no action is ever taken against closing institutions.”

FIACONA is shocked to note that how can show-cause notices be served to Christian schools when their protest was not politicizing but educational in nature. Rev. Bernard Malik, President of FIACONA said, “Is imbibing the goodness of peaceful coexistence and religious harmony not education? Is recognizing and respecting the rights of other human beings not education? Is teaching against violence and the supreme qualities of non-violence (Ahimsa) in the land of the Mahatma not education? Why should not Christian educational institutions register their protest to educate their students about non-violence, religious harmony and peaceful coexistence? Why should not schools educate the fundamentals of human rights by giving the example of the Orissa violence against Christians as a gross and naked violation of human rights? How can such a peaceful protest by educational institutions where education of the highest values of human existence is thus imparted be issued show-cause notices? Is protesting for religious tolerance, love and harmony not education?" Christian educational institutions have been playing a noble role in the Indian society since hundreds of years. It is because Christian educational institutions impart exceptional education for the ultimate benefit of humankind that the outstanding achievements of its students have been well documented in Indian history.

FIACONA is also deeply grieved about the deteriorating situation in Karnataka. Churches are denigrated, desecrated and destroyed. Priests and pastors are assaulted, humiliated and beaten. Christians are insulted, victimized and persecuted even by police. The Hindu radicals allegedly by the VHP and other saffron outfits perpetrate these abhorred, despicable and appalling acts of violence against peace-loving Christians. The police and the State machinery are being used to strike fear amongst Christians. The police is becoming like the religious police of Saudi Arabia with zero tolerance for non-Hindus and Dalits. The Christian community is being enveloped in a dark and brooding atmosphere of fear, insecurity and uncertainty.

FIACONA notes that the same situation of Gujarat and Orissa, is again arising in Karnataka. The VHP is systematically and in an extremely planned way eliminating Christians, by falsely implicating them in the name of religious conversions. Karnataka is known as the Information & Technology (IT) hub of India and with these ghastly events of systematized Christian persecution, FIACONA fears that the inflow of foreign investments may take a backseat. It needs to be reminded that along with the necessary infrastructure, a peaceful atmosphere is the key to investments. The incidents of violence and selective persecution against Christians are going up on a daily basis like notices to schools and hundred other incidents. In such an antagonistic atmosphere, how can foreign countries have faith in the secular fabric needed for the growth of industry and development? If this persecution goes on, then it may happen that Bangalore may cease to be the IT hub and Karnataka shall become another Gujarat or Orissa.

“Christians are under fire everywhere in India” said Dr. Victor Joseph Chairman Government Relations “and this community is marked for extinction.” Karnataka has had 159 incidents and Orissa has 209 against Christians. It is going same way, Gujarat first, Orissa next and now Karnataka, ironically all BJP ruled states.

FIACONA condemns violence against Christians by the Hindu radicals allegedly the VHP and Bajrang Dal combine and it should be stopped immediately.

FIACONA also condemns in no uncertain terms the show-cause notices being issued to the Christian educational institutions of Karnataka and demands that such notices be withdrawn immediately. Karnataka Government should not target Christian educational institutions at the behest of the VHP combine.

For more information, please refer
http://www.pakistanchristianpost.com/headlinenewsd.php?hnewsid=859

A Real Brain Teaser!

2008-09-14T03:36:00.000-07:00

Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence.

Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.
Then see below..

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose up at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".

Guess it....

2008-09-14T03:26:00.000-07:00

Pls follow the guide

1. First close one of your eyes.

2. Move your mouse point at the red point below.

3. Right click at the point.

4. Then go (select all).

5. Then u'll see the result.

Are you ¡ñ 'PiG Ah'??!!
People ask you do wHat u do what!!

YOur eye sight no problem,

But YoUr Mind gOt Problem lor..£¡£¡

Ha..HA..HA..!!!

Pls don't angry la..

I am a VICTIM also..

iF U FELL UNHAPPY THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND LO..

Money doesnt count...

2008-09-13T10:36:00.000-07:00

I have a casual talking with my friend, KC....

Hey, yoz.... bla.. bla.. bla..

Hmmm.... I just feel like i should enter another uni at the beginning??

My standard is not with Monash... I am not that smart or wealthy...

Aiks... But he replied that doesnt matter and money doesnt count...

The most important is the knowledge you have gained and 'process' you have gone through...

Yeah... that's the point...

P.s. I dont really like monash....

Strong will...

2008-08-30T10:32:00.000-07:00

Today, Fimtan awakened me with just a simple word ----> WILL

You can be what you want to be if you have the strong will...

However, you just cant make anything better or even happened with no or weakened will...

Yeah... So, my message is simple and clear...

Do whatever you want or like with the strong will....

P.s Sometimes... It means more as you think more in the sense that you think positively and deep into it...

Should be blank...

2008-08-29T01:49:00.000-07:00

I died for 1 day.....

P.s I died for 1 day or if i dont count that day in my calendar when it is a bad day... So what i left and will be just a bright and joyful days....

最强冷笑话集合

2008-06-18T01:09:00.000-07:00

一只大象问骆驼:‘你的咪咪怎么长在背上？’骆驼说:‘死远点，我不和鸡鸡长在脸上的东西讲话！

很多东西拿来煮都会有各式各样的香味... 所以烹;一向都是很有讲究. 但是... 相反的... 有个东西; 拿去冰起来的话反而会更香. 请问是什麼?

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汽车会飞. 请猜一种饮料....
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咖啡... 因为...(Car)-(飞) (Ctrl A)

如何让饮料变大杯？

念大悲咒 (ctrl A)

我们说没尾巴的熊叫无尾熊,那我们说没小鸡鸡的熊叫什麼熊?
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有一天，有一颗糖果走道半路路，
腿软了！
就变软糖…..

Q:人为什么要走去床上睡觉呢?

A:因为床不会自己走过来！

Q:有一天,小鸟从高雄飞到台北花1小时。但却在回来的时候花了2小时！ＷＨＹ？

A:因为当时正在下雨！所以要一手遮雨一手飞。

Q狗什么时候越变越小？

A狗跑走的时候。

Q:爆玉米花时最不希望发生的事？

A:玉米跟你来硬的

Q：世界上什么鸡跑的快？什么鸡慢？

A：肯德鸡块（快）　　妮可基曼（慢）

飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:"为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?"

小女孩回答到:"我知道,因为星星会'闪'啊!"

Q：什么动物比树跳得高？

A：所有动物啊。因为树不会跳

请问：忘情水是谁给的？

回答：啊哈~~~ 　　
理由：“啊哈，给我一杯忘情水~~~~”

Q:什么动物最容易被贴在墙壁上?

A:海(报)豹

Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，结果死了，问他是怎么死的？　　

A：他是憋死的，因为沙漠里没有电线杆尿尿。　　　　

Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，结果还是憋死了，为什么？　　

A：点线杆上贴着“此处不许小便” 　　　　

Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，上面没贴任何东西，结果还是憋死了，为什么？　　

A：很多小狗在排队，没等到。　　　　

Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，上面没贴任何东西，排队也排到了，结果还是憋死了，为什么？

A：因为后面是两个漂亮狗MM，他不好意思。

A trap from Satan...

2008-05-28T08:38:00.000-07:00

Satan is all around me in every moment and every second... In fact not only me but everyone in the world....

Everytime i was trapped by Satan without notice... But this time after tonight incident,i was pretty obvious...

I admitted that i was trapped by Satan and that's the reason i angry of myself not of the others..

Why am i suppose to be angry?? I keep questioned myself... Anger is from the evil and anger is the root of evil...

''O LORD my God, if I have done this,

if there is wrong in my hands,

if I have repaid my ally with harm

or plundered my foe without cause,

then let the enemy pursue and overtake me,

tample my life to the ground,

and lay my soul in the dust.'' (PSALMS 7:3-5)

From the verses 3-5, it is clear that i should be punished of disobeying God's word... I should not hate and angry as they are the root of evil and it will eventually lead to the death... The death which is leading to HELL...

'' I am weary with my moaning;

every night I flood bed with tears;

I drench my counch with my weeping;
My eyes waste away because because of grief;

they grow weak because of all my foes.'' (PSALMS 7:6-7)

Oh my LORD, please listen to my prayer as i am weak.... Although it was not physically weeping but my heart was bleeding and my soul was crying. I called for you, Lord. Save me and deliver me from the evil as Satan is going to sallow up my soul. Lord, I cant do anything but call upon you. As You are the only God and the only salvation.

''Turn, O LORD, save my life;

deliver me for the sake of your steadfast love.

For in death there is no remembrance of you;

in Sheol who can give you praise?'' (PSALMS 6:4-5)

As Lord had sent his only son to us and he was then crucified as a sign of delivering us from the sin. I can feel how heart broken of our Abbah Father to see his only son, Jesus Christ to be crucified. He can feel every strike on Jesus's body.

Oh Lord, please save everyone in the world and let them hear the word of God by opening up their heart and believe You as the only salvation. No one can enter heaven besides you. As a sinful nature, Lord I trust that You are the only one who can save me. All unto Your almight hands, Amen.

What did Lord answer?

''When you are disturbed, do not sin;

ponder it on your beds, and be silent.

Offer right sacrifices,

and put your trust in the LORD.

There are many who say, ''O that we might see some good!

Let the light of your face shine on us, O LORD !''

You have put gladness in my heart

more than when their grain and wine abound.

I will both lie down and sleep i peace;

for you alone, O LORD, make me lie down in safety.'' (PSALMS 4:4-8)

Thank you Lord ! Thank you for everything you have done for me. Thank you for giving me family, friends and people surrounding me and I pray that You can save them from the sinful nature and lead them to a healthier and happier life. In the Jesus name I pray, Amen.

撒但的聚會（就算你很忙需要讀一讀）, 基督徒必讀

2008-05-25T06:40:00.005-07:00

開場白 >>>>

撒但說：>>

「我們無法使基督徒不去教會。我們也沒辦法讓他們不讀經、 >>不明白真理。我們 >甚至不能讓他們遠離他們的救主。

>>若是他們與基督耶穌產生緊密聯結我們的權勢就敗落了！所以讓他們去教會！讓他們>去吧！我們所要做的就是竊取他們的時間，>>讓他們沒有時間來與主親近聯結 …這就是我要你們做的！」

>>>>又說：「叫這些人無法和他們的救主有天天緊密的聯結。」惡魔邪靈大喊：「我們該>怎麼做？」

>>>> 撒但回答說：>>「讓他們忙碌啊！讓他們為了生活上的小事忙碌，製造無盡的 >>虛華來佔滿他們的腦袋>！

>>>>引誘他們去花錢！盡情地花錢吧！讓他們因花錢而不停地賺錢、借錢吧！>>讓妻子外出長時間工作，讓丈夫一週工作七天，每天十到十二個小時，這樣才有足夠 >的錢滿足他們虛華的生活方式

>>讓父母們沒有時間陪伴孩子，漸漸地使家人們疏遠，好讓他們的家再也無法紓解工作>帶來的壓力！ >> 讓他們的腦子裡裝滿世界的事，叫他們再也聽不見那微小的聲音，讓他們隨到之處都 >響著靡靡之音，他們的家隨時都開著電視、>>放著 VCD，他們的電腦日夜開著，叫所有商站、餐館時時播放世界音樂！這樣就足以讓 >他們的腦袋無法與基督聯結。

>>讓他們的桌上擺滿各樣雜誌與報紙，用24 >>小時新聞來佔滿他們的意念，當他們開車時>，用各式各樣的看板來吸引他們的注意力。

>>讓他們的信箱塞滿各種垃圾郵件，各大超市百貨公司的減價單，各樣的抽獎單、免費>產品、免費服務，各式各樣虛假的希望， >>還要讓那些身材絞好、年輕貌美的女人不停地出現在雜誌與電視上，叫丈夫們相信外>在美最重要，這樣他們就對自己妻子感到不滿意，

>>讓他們的妻子忙碌到無法愛他們的丈夫，讓他們頭痛！ >>若是妻子們無法讓丈夫得到愛>，那麼丈夫們就會到其他地方去找愛， >>這樣一來，家庭便變得非常脆弱。

>>>>讓聖誕老人迷惑他們，叫他們的孩子不懂得聖誕節的真正意義，給孩子們復活節的小>兔子，讓他們不懂得復活大能可勝過罪與死。

>>讓他們在遊樂場所瘋狂遊戲，回來時筋疲力盡，讓他們忙著去兒童樂園，忙著去看球>賽、戲劇、電影、音樂會，>>叫他們沒有時間去神所創造的大自然。

>>讓學生們忙於課業成績, 疏於靈修祈禱 ,>>反而振振有詞的聲稱是為將來能服事人,是為光榮天主的名>> 讓他們忙碌、忙碌、忙碌！

>>>>而當他們去聚會時，讓他們搞小圈圈、講閒話，對別人批評論斷,自以為是正義公理而 >口不擇言,>> 永遠反省指責別人,卻看不到自己的問題,這樣一來，就有無窮盡的衝突發生，讓他們 >的生活中有無盡的理由，

>>叫他們不從基督得力，很快地，他們就會只懂得靠自己。犧牲自己的家庭、健康，只 >為滿足自己所要的一切！」

>>>>惡魔們大喊：「這實在是個好辦法！」 >>>>「可行！太有用了！」

>>>>的確，這個計劃實在太棒了！於是，撒但們急忙在他們的崗位上開始行動，讓基督徒>越來越忙，生活越來越趕，>>讓他們來回奔走，沒有時間敬拜神或陪伴自己的家人，也沒有時間傳福音救更多的人>。

>>>>我想，我的疑問是：撒但的計劃成功了嗎？答案就看你自己！>>>>難道忙正代表了「服在撒但的軛下」？

>> 註： BUSY－ Being Under Satan's Yoke

男人最不该说の五个字

2008-05-02T02:49:00.002-07:00

男人最不该说の五个字

“我们分手吧”－－这五个字该由女人来说。

即使是你首先不爱她，你也该有风度の让
她提出分手。

男人惯常做の，就是对她越来越冷淡，让
她自己觉得没趣，然後说：“我们分手吧。”

女人会感激男人把这五个字留给她来说。
她会永远记の是她首先不要你了。这样の话，
她也不会那么恨你。

“我不爱你了”－－这五个字更应该留给女人来说。

男人说这五个字太残忍。这么残忍の事也
做の出来，不是太没风度了吗？

况且，男人说出这五个字，是很危险の，
愤怒の女人会给他一巴掌。

为人为己，男人还是应该礼让一下，把这
五个字让给女人来说。

“我永远恨你”－－这五个字也该留给女人来说。

堂堂男子汉，哭哭啼啼の对著女朋友说：
“我永远恨你。”多么难看？

男人只能够说：“我永远爱你。”

“你忘记我吧”－－这五个字，男人常常抢著
说。你以为自己是什么？你以为我无法忘记你吗？

你沾沾自喜の令人讨厌。这五个字，该留
给女人来说，让她赢回一点尊严。

...... ......

那男人该说什么？

男人只有五个字可以说－－“都是我の错”

late appreciation....

2008-05-02T02:49:00.001-07:00

Thank you thank you and thank you... for ??

surprising celebration of my birthday...

actually the chocolate cake i not even touched before i went to monash....

kind of sad... anyway.. thanks a lot...

my 1st wish is always hope that all of the people around me including you...

ya you...i wished you guys have a peaceful and healthy life... the limit of year : infinity

hehe.. all the best ya...

My birthday or gathering dinner??

2008-05-02T02:48:00.002-07:00

This Tue, my cousin who was also same class as me in primary 6 told me that there will be a gathering... That was my 1st time to join them...

We reached there around 7 smth but we needed to wait for ours VIP friends to reach before having our dinner... They are really very 'big card' (da pai) until 7.45 they just reached here...

Just like Abudullah Batawi came to Sibu on Monday. The organiser said that before 2.30 must reach SMK Elizabeth but my friends waited until 3 or 4 smth he still not arrived. So they just 'escaped' from there. U know what?? Batawi reached at 5 smth.... =.=''

What is it?? >>> da pai

Back to the gathering... hehe...^^

Everyone tried to recoginse who was sitting beside or infront of them... hehe... no 1 knew who i was.... Hehe... Why?? Because that time i was little cuttie fat... I think i am the one who changed the most...

So we started chit-chatting... Recalled the sweet memory in primary 6... Actually, i only came to Sibu when primary 6... Before that, i was in bintulu... Hiak... Hiak...

quite a long story...=.='' cos i'm so carried away from the topic...

okay, then suddenly a gril missing... i tot she was away maybe for something...

BUT.... BUT... BUT... (but again =.='')

She appeared with cake and everyone started to sing Happy Birthday!!!!

At that time, i still wondering who birthday is this???

Waa.... They sang Happy Birthday 2 91....

HUH?? this is for me???

Really Thanks a lot....

=.=''.....

Creating blog

2008-05-02T02:48:00.001-07:00

Abby asked me to create a blog so i created this...........

But...... But...... But.....

I will never go to eat shit or da bian if she asked so...

Why??

Cos this is called as smart... right?? or common sense!!

I think that's all...

Good night...

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